sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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