Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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