Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize