Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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