Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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