Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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