hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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