It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
