Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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