I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Randomize