Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm at about main and main street
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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