Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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