Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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