I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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