Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i would punch a child for taco bell
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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