You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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