sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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