I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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