This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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