It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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