I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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