About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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