it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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