last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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