That's intense
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Randomize
