I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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