i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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