I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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