I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
bring money and cleavage
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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