i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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