I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We named our party play list daddy issues
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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