I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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