That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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