found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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