Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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