i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
This is my gift to your gina
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
