Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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