Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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