At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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