So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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