omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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