If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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