i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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