better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Randomize
