If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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