he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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