do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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