Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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