he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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