So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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