He asked me if I "almost moaned"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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