I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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