I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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